IN CHICAGO

Conductor: "All right, all right, all right now, folks. I got feelings, but this train ain't got no feelings. So let's talk about safety: don't even be playin' around my train. I don't wanna see you dancin'. This train ain't got no feelings and it'll snatch yo' ass off the platform like THAT."
Overheard by Not That Guy on the Red Line

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